Yes, its true, there is a toe licking epidemic in our house. I never thought I would type those words – but its out there now!
Rex has developed a fetish for feet. At school, he will shamelessly lick any uncovered feet. Respectable mothers have been known to laugh out loud as Rex gives them a quick toe-lick.
Today I went shopping, I asked a women if she would hold his lead, while I went inside the butchers. When I came out he was at it again. Infact two other women had joined their friend and they were invited to Toe Party Central as well.
He has licked my neighbours feet, a lady in the post office’s feet and last week he had the fur-facedness to attempt to lick the principals toes.
Needless to say I could have done one of two things – booked him into the pet psychologist to see how we could control this toe-time feast – or set up a website ‘Toes licked by Rex ‘. So now I have volunteers with bare feet sitting infront of the webcam in my kitchen as Rex tucks in. Surprising the traffic really! Well they are always saying in the papers and on telly, to be entrepreneurial! And we are in a recesssion, and I am redundant 🙂
So I say – keep toe licking Rex! We are going to Legoland on the proceedings!!!